1. Introduce Shakespeare to your kids at your own risk. For every "Much Ado About Nothing," you've also got a "Titus Andronicus."2. Groupies. Even Sweeney Todd has them.
When little Annie said she wanted a Barbie cake for her birthday, this was not what she had in mind.
Help,I've fallen and I can't get out!
"Young Carol's parents didn't know that she was gathering vocational ideas, at the time."
"Someday if I'm lucky maybe I'll get a job where I get to jump out of a cake."
Even that doll is prettier than I am.What where they thinking when they made this cake?I hate blondes.Bitch.Have a fabulous day. :)
I'm so excited..*yawn*...a barbie cake...think I'll bite it's head off and feed the decapitated body to the dog.
"Don't look up but I think that beef cake is checking me out"
I wanted "Red Velvet Barbie"... she wears a red velvet dress, not a red velvet cake. Bleah.
The travails of raising a ginger:"But mommy, that's just plastic. When can I get a real soul for my birthday?"
Marla's parents didn't exactly know how to tell their daughter that ginger girls don't get beautiful dresses to wear to dances they probably wouldn't be invited to anyway, so they opted to show her instead
Oh Aunt Arlene, it looks just like me...beautiful.
Jackie really was not loving her mother's sample of how her debutant gown would look.Even at the tender age of 10 Penny knew red was not a good color for her, even on a cake.Hestia
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