Friday, February 1, 2013

Funny Bone Results #13

For Monday's post, I provided my readers with the following picture and asked them to try to guess what Col. Sanders and Alice Cooper might possibly be discussing.

Col. Sanders & Alice Cooper

Here are the entries I received:

No, Alice. As much as I like saving money, biting the heads off bats and deep frying them will not pass off as chicken wings.

Misty of Misty's Laws
A little known fact . . . Alice Cooper actually worked for the Colonel. The Colonel would provide chickens to Alice, and he would proceed to bite off all the heads prior to their battering and deep frying. It truly was a symbiotic relationship.

Vinny C of As Vinny C's It
"Now, Alice, I'm sure you're a nice person & all. But when I agreed to go on this blind date you have to understand I had different expectations when I heard the name "Alice".

Winopants of Wino on a Ramble
They are discussing the possible use of Alice's rabid fans to pull apart chickens, vs using well trained factory workers to do the same job. Alice could throw a chicken to the crowd, and it would come out near the back door in pieces.

Eww. I just grossed myself out. I wish this wasn't based on real events.

Stacie of Snaps & Bits
They are discussing whether original or extra crispy goes better with beer.

Stephen Hayes of The Chubby Chatterbox
"No, Alice; marijuana isn't one of the secret spices."

Damyanti of Daily (w)rite and Amlokiblogs
You weren't quite what I was expecting when I heard the name Alice!

"Well, Alice, Kentucky beer, would be a great addition to the menu, but being a family restaurant and the fact that a liquor license would cost a fortune, going to have to pass."

Shane Morgan of In Shane's Brain
Col: You know, Alice, you really sucked in "Wayne's World."
Alice: Yup. (swigs beer)

'he's smiling that creepy smile again isn't he? right behind me? can you distract him please? well, how should i know, pop the head off a baby doll and stick a snake in there. what? i don't KNOW, it just seems like the kind of thing he would like.' 

My Conversation
Honestly, Alice, I've never tried it. I would imagine they could be prepared the same way. Original recipe or extra crispy. Sure, it could be done, but bats are mammals and chickens are birds. I don't think they would taste the same. 

Thank you to all of you who played. I will have a new picture posted Monday. Have a great weekend.


  1. lol stephen hayes, everyone knows that the secret spice is crack since marijuana isn't addictive...

  2. Replies
    1. Pick me! Pick Me! Seriously liked the marijuana one and why is not one of the original spices?

    2. Sorry, girls. I don't pick winners or favorites for this. It's just fun and it's an easy way for other bloggers to get showcased here.

      Everyone else is welcome to leave their thoughts in the comments.

  3. I miss out on all the good stuff. I actually rea all your posts on my phone and it wont let me comment. Its amazing how often I'm NOT on my computer.
    Loved the story of childhood buisness ventures. So interesting that you had those kinds of thinking skills as a kid!

    1. Thank you. I was not proud of my actions during my business venture, but that's how it happened.

      I will be posting a new picture every Monday with the results going up on Friday if you want to catch one in the future.


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