Peachy1 of Being Peachy
- OMG it's like a melon, but full of water.. there is noooooo SUGARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........
- Here at Camp, we help our former pageant Toddlers over come their addiction to Mt Dew and Pixie straws with healthy choices that they enjoy just as much....
- Steeeeelllllllllllaaaaaaa !!!!
Rachel of When a Lion Sleeps
- THIS IS THE BEST WATERMELON EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SWALLOWING A WATERMELON SEED WILL MAKE A WATERMELON GROW IN MY STOMACH? IT COMES OUT WHERE!?
Kevin of Who Woulda Thought?
- Daaaaammmnnnm! Mom told me to stop swallowing the seeds!
- Kaaaaaahhhhnnnnn! Oh look, watermelon.
Stephen Hayes of The Chubby Chatterbox
- "How did I get stuck with such a tiny slice?"
Shane Morgan of In Shane's Brain
- WHYYYY? Why would Amy make this block of cheese look like watermelon? WHYYYYYYYY? (intense sobbing occurs)
- The gift of pooping golden watermelon slices turns out not to be such a gift.
Neal of Raised By My Daughter
- Why you bigger than my mouth?! How I eat you?!!!
Red of Doesn't Speak Klingon
- Help! I'm being eaten by a slice of watermelon!
Mrs. Luttrell of The Coffee Blogs
- WAHHHHHHH!!! But I wanted THE WHOLE watermelon!
- Although the picnic started out friendly, that quickly changed when the picnic goers had to pick seeds out of their coleslaw from little Joey's allergic reaction to watermelon.
A Beer For The Shower
- This is not a cake, this is a lie!!!!
- That kid just found out eating intense amounts of watermelon would not, in fact, make him black.