Funny Bone #4 - Results

This post is the fourth installment designed to see how funny my readers are. On Saturday, I posted the following picture and asked for people to leave funny captions in the comment section.

Following are the captions received.

Rachel of When A Lion Sleeps, Let It Sleep -  Ding dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch! Ding dong, the wicked witch is dead!

Ash-Matic of Ash-Matic Does Things -  Do these shoes go with this stall?

Vinny C of As Vinny C's It -  What really happens when someone forgets to put the toilet seat down.

Shane Morgan of In Shane's Brain - After winning 5 years in a row, they made sure Cross-dressing Larry and his dancing toilet paper would not compete this year. 

Hestia (anonymous) - The Witch of the Jersey Shore met her end in a way eerily similar to her step-sister.

Stephen Hayes of The Chubby Chatterbox -  She died of embarrassment after getting toilet paper stuck to her shoe in the Ladies Room. Her friends did their best to hide the body.

Shannon of The Squeaky Wheel -  Having read one too many Post Divorce message boards, Marsha took to heart the 'tap your toes under the bathroom stall wall' suggestion