Red and I have stated many times that we are much happier in Vietnam than we ever were in China. But we have been gone long enough that we often forget how awful some of it was.
This morning, I stumbled upon on old Twitter thread where I live-tweeted the time I thought I was being kidnapped. It all came back to me. One of the most confusing moments I had while living in Beijing.
This morning, I stumbled upon on old Twitter thread where I live-tweeted the time I thought I was being kidnapped. It all came back to me. One of the most confusing moments I had while living in Beijing.
I'm in a school van in Beijing going to a federal office to finalize my work visa and the van just stopped in the middle of a 3-lane road— GigaBrett (@brettminor) April 2, 2017
The school where I worked had put me in a van to be taken to the Entry-Exit Bureau to get my papers completed. Halfway there, I found myself in the middle of a road rage situation. Remember, I did not speak Chinese and couldn't even communicate with my driver.
A car behind us understandably started blowing his horn for us to move off of this very busy road.— GigaBrett (@brettminor) April 2, 2017
As has been my experience in most of this part of the world, there is not much accommodation made for other drivers. People stop and sometimes even park right in the middle of busy roads. I didn't know why we had stopped but was very concerned that he had not pulled to the shoulder. We were fully blocking a lane of traffic.
The driver of my van jumped out and started screaming at the driver of the car behind us.— GigaBrett (@brettminor) April 2, 2017
Why? My driver was clearly in the wrong.
They are standing in the middle of the road (basically an interstate highway) screaming at each other as cars whip by at 80 MPH.— GigaBrett (@brettminor) April 2, 2017
I was debating whether I would be safer staying in the vehicle or getting out and standing on the shoulder. However, the lack of ability to communicate often made me give people the benefit of the doubt and just go along with whatever was happening.
I don't speak Chinese, so I have no idea what is going on, but now the driver is trying to get me out of the van to join them on the road.— GigaBrett (@brettminor) April 2, 2017
OK. I guess I am getting out.
Now the driver of the honking car is screaming at me to get into his vehicle and the van driver is encouraging this. Am I being kidnapped?— GigaBrett (@brettminor) April 2, 2017
They were both ushering me to the second car. "What is happening? Oh, how I wish I could ask some questions!"
OK. So now I'm in a stranger's car going...somewhere? I don't know what's going on. I really need to learn Chinese.— GigaBrett (@brettminor) April 2, 2017
I probably should have been texting my wife in case she never saw me again or texting my school to ask questions, but all I could think about was "This has the potential to become disastrous. I better keep tweeting so there is a record of the events."
Alright. We're getting off the main road. The rest of today ought to be interesting— GigaBrett (@brettminor) April 2, 2017
I just resigned myself to the fact that I was along for the ride now. Come what may.
The shouty driver just dropped me off at the Entry-Exit Bureau. The place I was headed anyway. Angry Chinese drivers are very accommodating.— GigaBrett (@brettminor) April 2, 2017
Um…thank you. I guess.
So, this case of road rage escalated into him giving me a lift to my destination. Even though I still don't know why.— GigaBrett (@brettminor) April 2, 2017
I never did learn what that was all about.
At the very least, I have learned that I would be very easy to kidnap.— GigaBrett (@brettminor) April 2, 2017
KIDNAPPER: Get in the car!
ME: Okay.
Probably something could be learned here. But it's been over two years since this event and I haven't been kidnapped a second time. So, I think I'm good.
Wow. I don't remember this at all. At least here, if some random dude tries to offer you a ride on his motorbike the biggest worry is what he's going to charge you at the end.
ReplyDeleteI had a motorbike ride offer about a week ago. It was 2 a.m. I was only a block from home. He seemed insulted.
DeleteThe first part of that was so reminiscent of taxis in Ecuador. If there was an accident, both drivers would jump out and start arguing (in Spanish way too advanced as well as way too fast for us to understand anything). A crowd would approach and if one driver was definitely in the wrong, he would often take off. We learned to drop our $1-$2 on the front seat and get out as soon as this happened. Glad you were okay!
ReplyDeleteThis constant confusion is part of why I love international travel. It is very humbling.
DeleteApparently part of the conversation was about how you needed to get someplace. But weird that he stopped in the middle of traffic. Did the car break down?
ReplyDeleteI'm still not sure what the conversation was about, but it was not a breakdown. The original car pulled away before we did.
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